Newton 's laws of software

LAW 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

LAW 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

LAW 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

LAW 4 : Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!